Interview with Sarah Mallery, author of Sewing Can Be Dangerous

Hello peeps! Today I’m pleased to present a friend and co-member at eNovel Authors at Work; the lovely Sarah Mallery. I’m currently reading her short story collection, Sewing Can Be Dangerous; if I was to describe the book in one word, I’d definitely choose ‘haunting’. The stories revolve around sewing or quilts, exploring different places and times in history. They all linger in my memory and are absolutely fantastic. Check out Sarah’s books below. She could very well be your next favorite author!

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WHEN HISTORY, MYSTERY, ACTION, and ROMANCE ARE ALL ROLLED INTO ONE!

These eleven short stories range from drug traffickers using hand-woven wallets, to a U.S. slave sewing freedom codes into her quilts; from a cruise ship murder mystery with a quilt instructor and a NYPD police detective, to a couple hiding Christian passports into a comforter in Nazi Germany; from an old Salem Witchcraft wedding quilt curse to a young seamstress in the infamous Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire; from a 1980’s Romeo and Juliet romance between a Wall Street financial ‘star’ and an eclectic fiber artist, to a Haight-Ashbury love affair between a professor and a macramé artist gone horribly wrong, just to name a few.

“This is a box of bon-bons, every story an eye-opening surprise. Eat one and you’ll want to devour the whole box.” 

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A TRUE AMERICAN FAMILY SAGA: Can we learn from our ancestors? Do our relatives’ behaviors help shape our own?

In “Unexpected Gifts” that is precisely what happens to Sonia, a confused college student, heading for addictions and forever choosing the wrong man. Searching for answers, she begins to read her family’s diaries and journals from America’s past: the Vietnam War, Woodstock, and Timothy Leary era; Tupperware parties, McCarthyism, and Black Power; the Great Depression, dance marathons, and Eleanor Roosevelt; the immigrant experience and the Suffragists. Back and forth the book journeys, linking yesteryear with modern life until finally, by understanding her ancestors’ hardships and faults, she gains enough clarity to make some right choices.

“It simply is one of the best books I’ve ever read. I wish I could give it six stars!”

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Curl up and enter the eclectic world of S. R. Mallery, where sad meets bizarre and deception meets humor; where history meets revenge and magic meets gothic. Whether it’s 500 words or 5,000, these TALES TO COUNT ON, which include a battered women’s shelter, childhood memories, Venetian love, magic photographs, PTDS fallout, sisters’ tricks, WWII spies, the French Revolution, evil vaudevillians, and celebrity woes, will remind you that in the end, nothing is ever what it seems.

“Mallery’s endings keep me holding my breath until the very last word… I tried to anticipate where it was going, only to suffer whiplash at the end—19 times! I should be wearing a neckbrace.”

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Hello Sarah and welcome to my blog!

Thank you Fros! It’s great to be here!

What has inspired you to write Unexpected Gifts?

I have always appreciated looking at photographs from both my grandmothers’ photo albums. As I studied my individual relatives, I wouldn’t just think, ‘Oh, that’s my Aunt So-and-So!’ I would scrutinize their outfits, their faces, their postures. Were they sad? Happy? Bored? Annoyed at suddenly being put on display? That strong ancestral interest dovetailed nicely with my love of U.S. history, so when I decided to write this novel, putting those two themes together just kind of clicked.

What was the first thing you ever wrote and how old were you then?

Actually, I started writing when I was around fifty years old. But the germ of my first story, “Sewing Can Be Dangerous”, came a couple of years earlier. When my father told me about the infamous Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire of 1911, I had already been a quilt designer/teacher for over twenty years. So, in doing my research on that horrific event, I was particularly drawn to those hapless immigrant seamstresses who, in spite of their overworked hours and low pay, were often the only ones in their families that could find work in the U.S. I also enjoyed thinking about the sewing aspect, surrounded as I was by so many quilts and fabrics in my studio. I therefore decided to continue writing short stories, connected only by one element of sewing/crafts. That actually helped me focus on future stories. In other words, no matter what time period I was reading about, that context kept me asking questions like, how would sewing/crafting ‘fit’ into a story that takes place in this time frame? Who would be the likely characters?

Sarah, I must say, the short story about the fire haunted me the most! And thank you for these photos. You’re a multi-talented woman! What are you working on at the moment? Tell us a little about your current project(s).

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THE DOLAN GIRLS, due for publication shortly, has been a blast to research. Someone suggested that I look into writing about the Wild West, seeing as I was so drawn to history, and I will be forever grateful for that advice! I had always enjoyed watching westerns growing up–the atmosphere, the history, and of course, the HUNKY men! Yes, even at ten, I had my crushes on certain actors in movies/TV series…

But in doing my research, I couldn’t believe how much I enjoyed reading about the politics, schoolmarms, whorehouse madams, ‘soiled doves,’ Pinkertons, horse trainers, Annie Oakley, Buffalo Bill, desperados, and the lingo––talk about colorful. Just fantastic!!

Sounds highly enjoyable. Good luck with the launch, Sarah. Which are your favorite authors, and what do you love about them?

I appreciate so many writers, but the ones that I feel had a strong influence on me growing up were Harper Lee, Betty Smith, Mark Twain, O. Henry, Margaret Mitchell, and William Styron. I loved their great story telling, their clarity of prose, and all their vivid descriptions without ever being overly verbose.

What do you enjoy the most as an indie author that you imagine you wouldn’t if you were traditionally published? If you had a choice would you still go indie?

Since I started out being traditionally published, I am fully aware of the problems that can go along with that. I found out that unless you are a big name writer, many times small publishers don’t do much promoting, so you end up doing most of it yourself. Besides that, you don’t have any control with changing things, such as Amazon “keywords” or seeing your royalties. Recently, I had some interest in my THE DOLAN GIRLS, but although I was flattered, I sat back and thought about it. That would mean that if this big agency did pick me up and if they did sell it to a big publisher, it probably wouldn’t get published for at least two years. I would have no say about my cover and I wouldn’t necessarily get long term promotional help unless the book was doing very, very well, etc., etc. So I decided I’d take my chances and remain indie.

Good for you, Sarah. Although I bet it felt good that an agent actually reached out to you. Being an author involves a lot of sitting around. What do you do for exercise?

 I use my treadmill as I watch countless movies and TV series. I also do some ‘peddling’ on my daughter’s old, little portable stair-climber as I watch the news with my husband. And recently, I’ve been trying to build up a habit of dancing to Pandora as I do household chores. Stacking the dishwasher or dusting the house does take longer this way, but hey, I have fun! BTW, Disco, Bollywood music, Latin dancing, and the Andrew Sisters are fantastic for that! Talk about a great mood lifter!

Oh I love dancing and movies too! Well done for combining mundane chores with exercise! I always have blaring music playing when I do housework – helps to keep me moving, LOL. Is there anything you like to do to get the creative juices flowing when you write?

I have been known to write entire scenes in the car, a fast food joint, or in a doctor’s waiting room, but in general, I write at home, either on the computer or at my desk, scribbling away next to a chirpy-purring cat named June (although we tend to call her June-Bug). Her brother Rocco is usually nestled at my feet. Recently, however, I have been starting my day on my bed, with a “Cuppa Joe” and Rocco crunched against my side, as I write scenes longhand, do some editing, or answer questions such as these…

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June-Bug is gorgeous! Give her a cuddle for me… If you could choose another profession, what would that be?

Well, I’m already an ESL teacher and having that as well as my writing is a perfect combination for me. One is solitary, introspective, and self-absorbed; the other is social, outgoing, and philanthropic.

Sounds like a great combo, Sarah! I’ve so enjoyed our chat but, before I let you go, can I pester you for more photos of your handiwork please? And I hear you’ve done calligraphy in the past. Have you brought a picture on that?

Sure, Fros! Since it was Halloween only recently, how about this one?

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Wow, fantastic!

And here are more quilts to show your readers…

Oh my goodness, these are terrific, Sarah. I am amazed…

Thanks Fros; the shelf one is what I call a “Memento Quilt.” I used to make these for money. People would give me their loved one’s cherished clothing and I would work with them to design any quilt they wanted using clothing–buttons, zippers and all!

You’re one terrific lady, Sarah! Thank you so much for being here with us today, unfolding your many talents to us all.

Aw, thanks so much, Fros, for inviting me and for your kind words!

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Well, before I display my ‘official’ bio, I thought I’d present something a little different. Something that might make you understand why I’ve had such varied careers!

I happen to be a Gemini, and in writing this for some reason I suddenly decided to look up the personality traits for that sign. Now, please understand I have always scoffed at those pickup lines, “What sign are you, baby?” and would never base my future on astrology, but I was flabbergasted to read the following list which explained so much of whom I am.

According to this list, Gemini’s are socially outgoing, adjustable, restless, creative, sometimes unable to pay attention to details, good with their hands, easily distracted, anxious, humorous, and love to share. Suggested careers for this sign include writer, teacher, inventor, and craftsperson. Well, that sure fits me to a “T”! Now here’s my bio:

S. R. Mallery has worn various hats in her life. First, a classical/pop singer/composer, she moved on to the professional world of production art and calligraphy. Next came a long career as an award winning quilt artist/teacher and an ESL/Reading instructor. Her short stories have been published in descant 2008, Snowy Egret, Transcendent Visions, The Storyteller, and Down In the Dirt.

 

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A spooky post for Halloween

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Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble! As you can see, I’ve put my funny hat on and I’m ready to treat (or trick you!) for Halloween! I’m early – I know – but I’ve got a great recommendation and a special treat for you and I can’t wait to share! My recommendation is a Halloween-themed gem that’s just launched out of Amazon’s magic cauldron! I’ve had the rare pleasure to beta read Amy Vansant’s latest cozy mystery, Pineapple Mystery Box, and here it is, now available for download in time for Halloween:

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When a giant inflatable Halloween witch goes missing in the Pineapple Port retirement community, Charlotte’s eager to nab the culprit. Before she can lift a fingerprint, someone threatens to kill a new neighbor who looks like an adorable Pomeranian but possesses a disturbing talent for revenge. Moments later, a stranger demands the return a mysterious wooden box… or else.
Charlotte’s boyfriend, Declan, isn’t having a great morning either. His calculating ex-girlfriend has returned to claim she’s the rightful owner of his pawn shop. She’s livid he’s found a new lady, too.
Eh. Things could be worse. At least Charlotte doesn’t know that a mojito-swilling killer who fed his grandmother to a cat is on his way to Pineapple Port…
 
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I’ve read all books by Amy Vansant, or rather, devoured them, and I’m a big fan of her work, especially her Pineapple Port Cozy Mysteries. They are intriguing and the humor is plentiful. Howls of laughter guaranteed!

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Now, on to my special treat: a free short story that’ll spook you enough to get your heart pumping for Halloween!

If you’re an avid Twitter or Facebook user, you may recall author Danica Cornell of the Dark Star sci-fi series. Earlier this year, this talented author and blogger decided to let go of her pen name and to relaunch her brand, this time with her real name.

Nowadays, as Donna Manobianco, she works on a terrific short story anthology, Alternate Realities. I’ve had the honor and the pleasure to beta read this book and I can say this: Donna Manobianco’s scifi & fantasy short stories are a delightful mixture of intrigue, spookiness, humor, spicy romance and incredible twists. The anthology includes three bonus features: The first chapter of the first book in The Dark Star Series, a short story by the masterful scifi & fantasy author Nicholas Rossis, plus a short story by yours truly – my first attempt at writing dystopian fantasy/scifi! (Indeed, miracles never cease – LOL)

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Donna isn’t ready to announce a launch date yet, but, being the sweetie that she is, she was more than happy to let me publish here one of her spookiest tales (a dark fantasy) to treat you for Halloween. As it’s longer than you’d expect from an average short story, grab a cup of coffee first, get cosy, and get prepared to come face to face with a demon, no less!

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Daniel

By Donna Manobianco

It has been said that within each of us lies a chamber of secrets. It’s a place where dark feelings linger. Where they fester and grow. Those who’ve made this journey into their own shadows call it a harrowing and crushing experience. They say it changes a person’s soul forever.

My name is Delilah Delaney. I took that journey into my own shadows one year ago.

It all began at 11:27 p.m. when a storm, made up of rolling balls of thunder and massive lightning bolts, ripped its way through a swollen, agitated sky.

Jolted awake by the ruckus outdoors, I rolled over and grabbed the TV remote off the nightstand. Just as I suspected, the weather radar indicated Los Angeles County was in for another hour of mayhem. Maybe two.

I clicked off the TV. Wide awake and with nothing to do, I threw my legs over the side of the bed. Next, I grabbed my robe and cell phone and headed downstairs. The first thing I noticed strolling into the kitchen was the familiar fragrance of cinnamon-scented pine cones. I switched on the lights.

It took a couple of minutes for the CFL bulbs to warm up and reach full lighting capacity. Even so, I was able to see enough to know everything appeared normal. The cookbooks remained just as I had left them. The fruit bowl on the far countertop still boasted an assortment of citrus.

I had always felt safe in my home. It was my sanctuary. I stepped further into the room. Something was different. A negative feeling nagged at me, prodded me. The sensation was powerful. Visceral. My pulse quickened. I wanted to run. Instead, I remained in place. A couple of minutes later, the lights in the kitchen ceiling blazed brightly. I carefully examined the room. The French doors leading outside to the pool were closed and locked. There were no footprints on the tile floor. All the windows were intact. No broken glass. No signs of forced entry anywhere. I looked back across to the opposite side of the room. The emergency light on the wall next to the refrigerator would have been activated by one of the guards outside in the event of a property breach. Much to my relief, it remained unlit.

Other than the storm raging outdoors and the violent thump, thump, thumping of my heart, nothing unusual appeared to be going on. And yet, I felt the need to look around the house. An uneasiness tugged at me. Something wasn’t quite right.

It was in the breakfast room where I discovered my original Andy Warhol remained untouched. Of everything in the house, I knew this painting would have been the first item to be stolen by an experienced thief. Despite this encouraging sign, a feeling of terror grew inside me. It gripped me. My mouth was dry. My heart punched me. Deep down, I understood my fear was primal. Maybe, even, irrational.

I stood for awhile at the far end of the breakfast room, studying the painting. Eventually, my eyes roamed back into the kitchen. Of the entire house, these two rooms held a special place in my heart. They were the center of my home. The place where family and friends gathered. And yet, at this very moment, this part of the house frightened me. Something simply felt off. I decided to continue my investigation.

As I entered through the arched doorway of the butler’s pantry, I noticed not a single thing was out of place. Not on the counter tops. Not in the glass-fronted cabinets. And definitely not in the stainless steel sink which had been polished to perfection. Stubbornly, my heart refused to calm down. Sweat formed on my forehead and just above my upper lip.

I went on to inspect the remaining rooms downstairs. Everything from the billiard’s room to the formal dining room to the library and the home theatre, were fine. Nothing was amiss. Afterwards, I returned upstairs and looked through the house’s eight bedrooms and their corresponding bathrooms. All the windows remained locked. Nothing had been stolen. Nobody had gotten into my safe. None of the towels were out of place. None of the other beds were mussed up. It was at this point that I had to face the fact that nobody else was in the house. And yet, my mouth was a dry as the Sahara. I felt a chill saunter down my spine. It did so repeatedly. Almost as if it wanted me to be certain something wrong.

Maybe what was wrong was the fact that I was alone. I was a thirty-two year old woman who lived by herself in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills. Maybe that was the real problem. Maybe I was finally reaching the point of wanting a husband. Of needing one.

“This is insanity,” I said out loud. Annoyed with myself, I made my way back into the kitchen.

No sooner had I fixed myself a cup of chamomile tea when, much to my astonishment, I heard the voice of an unknown man—an intruder.

“You know, Delilah,” the stranger said, “this situation of ours bears a striking resemblance to a revolving door, wouldn’t you say?”

I flinched and dropped my cup. It shattered into a thousand pieces. I spun around. Ignoring the mess strewn across the floor, I focused my attention on the tall, shadowy figure twenty feet away. He was standing at the edge of the breakfast room.

The man made his way towards the granite-covered island where I stood with alarming speed. A feeling of terror ignited inside me.

“Who—who are you?” I stammered.

“I’m glad to have finally gotten your attention, Delilah. My name is Daniel, but I can assure you that somewhere in the dark recesses of your mind, you already know me.”

My first instinct was to bolt out of the house, but I knew I’d never outrun him. I took a deep, wavering breath. “How’d you get past my security detail?”

Daniel’s eyes never left mine as he moved in closer. His stare was penetrating. The way he focused on me, it was as if he didn’t hear the crunchy, broken, bits of porcelain underneath his shoes.

“I understand how frightening this must be, but let me assure you, I’m not here to harm you,” he said. “If it makes you feel more comfortable, go ahead and frisk me—you’ll see I’m not carrying any weapons.”

What followed was an uncomfortable silence. Awkward as I felt, I forced myself to look at Daniel. I mean really look at him. His body language was relaxed. Based on what had been happening to other Hollywood actresses, I suspected he had stalked me—possibly for months. The longer I studied him, the more I realized he was as a cross between Jack Reacher and James Bond. He gazed at me in a manner which suggested this situation excited him intellectually as well as emotionally. I drank in his stormy eyes.

A flicker of empathy darted across his face. It was a brief flash—so brief that had I blinked, I would have missed it. Without warning, Daniel looked away and eyed the chocolate chip cookies on the counter. “Mind if I have one of these?”

“Take as many as you want,” I replied, confused by his sudden interest in food.

As he reached into the glass jar, my right hand franticly searched for the security system’s panic button located on the underside of the island. After a moment, I remembered it was a few inches behind where I was standing. As much as I wanted to step backwards, my intuition told me not to do anything which might rile this man up.

Daniel went in for cookie number two.

I nervously eyed the butcher’s block of knives on the adjacent counter. Far as I could tell, he hadn’t noticed them.

After he polished off cookie number three, Daniel grabbed a clean napkin, dabbed the corners of his mouth, and rotated back towards me. He cleared his throat. “You know how sometimes the one thing we’re looking for is the very thing we can’t seem to see?”

“Sure,” I said, wondering where he was taking this.

“Well, that’s what’s happening here—with you and me.”

A lump formed in the back my throat. “I don’t quite follow.”

“Look, Delilah. The way you and I have come full circle—it was never supposed to happen like this.”

“I’m sorry,” I replied, careful not to agitate him. “I still don’t understand what you’re saying.”

Daniel took three steps forward. He leaned over and brushed his lips against my ear. “Okay, let me put this another way. Over and over, you and I have stood the test of time. Surely you remember something—don’t you?”

His smooth, baritone voice reverberated in my mind. I slowly pulled away. One more time, I studied his face. That’s the moment when it happened, when I walked deep into Daniel’s eyes. The way the light glinted off the golden specks embedded within his slate-colored irises, left me breathless. In a flash, my memory was serenaded with fragments of a half-forgotten song. It was poignant. Bittersweet. Somewhere, somehow I already knew Daniel—knew him with every fiber of my being. I had recognized the sound of his voice the instant he’d first spoken. Now, I remembered what it felt like to be with him. The softness of his lips. The vigor of his chest. I was certain how he would respond as I reached up to run my hand across his five o’clock shadow. What I didn’t see coming was how my hand would go right through him. Shocked, I jerked back. “What are you?”

Daniel wore a slight smirk. “Probably the best way to think of me is as an inter-dimensional being.”

I was stunned. Floored. Suddenly, the passion I felt for this familiar stranger collided with a frightening, new reality. I wasn’t sure how to reconcile this situation. Wasn’t sure if that was even possible.

Daniel broke me out of my thoughts with, “I guess now’s as good a time as any to tell you why I’m here.” There was a discernible shift in his attitude. Instantly, the temperature in the room dropped twenty degrees.

I was cold. Nervous. “Go on,” I replied, teeth chattering.

“Very well, then. Delilah, I’m here to inform you that you’ve been living in a spiritually-devoid house. This has created far more problems than you realize.”

I blinked dumbly. “Spiritually-devoid—is that what you said?”

“Yes.”

“Is this some kind of sick joke?”

“No, far from it.”

“Did my friends send you?”

“No.”

“What about my agent. Did she send you?”

“No.”

“Well then, I have no idea what you’re talking about. It’s not like I worship the devil or anything.”

Daniel yawned. “I realize from your perspective, this is all very strange. Nevertheless, what you’re living in is what’s referred to as a God-damned mansion.”

I was now ready to do battle. “I may not be religious, but that’s the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever heard.”

“Delilah, you need to take that fragile, eggshell mind of yours and accept the fact that God is spanking you.”

Spanking me? You’re a liar!” I said pounding my fist on the island. “Do you even know how ridiculous you sound right now?”

“Of course I do. I get this reaction all the time.”

“It’s time for you to leave,” I said pointing towards the front door.

“Not gonna happen.”

“Of course it is! I own this house and what I say goes—period.”

“And just how do you propose to rid yourself of a demon?”

My body froze. I felt the color drain from my face. My legs wobbled like gelatin. “You’re a demon?” I asked.

A red light flashed in Daniel’s eyes. “As a matter-of-fact, I am.”

The lights in the kitchen ceiling flickered. Slowly, steadily.

That’s got to be an omen, I thought. Through the windows, I could hear the storm outside was gathering strength. It felt as though a magnanimous one was about to erupt inside as well. Even worse was the fact that I was fighting a migraine. Through my aching eyes, I could see Daniel was wearing a triumphant grin.

“Delilah,” he began, “I think it’s important for you to understand that demons are misunderstood by a large percentage of the population. Let me put it this way, calling the Ghost Busters won’t help. Neither will dousing your lips in that blood-red lipstick you’re so fond of.”

I wanted to get as far away as possible—needed to do this more than anything, but my feet wouldn’t move. I was cemented to the floor. Shaking all over, I responded, “This situation makes no sense.”

“Generally speaking, nothing does when you’re dealing with a demon. But then again, that’s the way the cookie crumbles now, isn’t it?” As soon as Daniel spoke, the chocolate chip cookies inside the glass jar disintegrated into crumbs.

My mouth dropped open. Presently, there was zero doubt in my mind about two things: Daniel was supernatural and I was completely at his mercy. My lower lip quivered. “I always thought demons were metaphorical. I had no idea you guys were real.”

“And yet here you are, non-metaphorically facing your very own and very real fallen angel. So, how does it feel?”

“Not great,” I sniffled. “I know I’m not one of those spiritually-enlightened types, but I’m not an axe murderer, either.”

Daniel let out a chuckle which made my skin crawl. “I know you’re not a murderer.”

“Let me guess—you were. Is that how you became a demon?”

“I didn’t kill anybody to become a demon. What I did do was believe in the Prince of Darkness.”

“And now?”

“Let me put it this way, when demons deal with the devil it’s always nasty business. But when demons deal with humans, it’s often nasty busy-ness.”

“Busy-ness? You mean, like right now—the way you’re eating into my time?”

“Yes, but let’s not forget the way you eat into your own time. Believe me, there’s a difference between being spiritualistic and wearing spiritual lipstick.”

“What on earth are you talking about?” By now I was sure this demon was insane.

“You and I both know that behind all that perfectly applied make-up is where the real Delilah resides.”

What?

“Do you remember that party you threw last year?”

“Sure. I celebrated winning my first Oscar. I was on television that night. Millions of people all around the world watch the Academy Awards—hence all the make-up.”

“Indeed. That’s also the night when I first came to know you—through that cocaine-loving, drummer, ex-boyfriend of yours. The minute I sensed you, I knew I’d hit the jackpot.”

“Uh-oh.”

“Uh-oh is right. Physically, you’re the perfect woman for my kind of work. You possess a beauty from a bygone era. You come off as innocent, intelligent, approachable and sexually-charged—spiritualistic and spiritual lipstick, as it were. No wonder you’re raking it in with all those film deals.”

“I see. Ordinarily, I’d take that as a compliment, but seeing as you’re—”

“Not part of the God Squad—yeah I get it,” Daniel interrupted.

“I don’t understand why you’re making a big deal about this so-called spiritual lipstick. It’s simply part of my job.”

 “We’ll get to that in a minute. But before we do, I think it’s important to reiterate that seasons aren’t the only things that change. Under the right circumstances, people change. And believe it or not, so can demons.”

 “Seriously? Then why don’t you apologize to God and fly away to heaven?”

 “Unfortunately, it’s not that simple.”

 I looked at Daniel with folded arms and raised eyebrows. “Why not?”

 “Think back, Delilah. Don’t you remember all those dreams where you gave yourself to me—where we gave ourselves to each other?”

 And there it was—the reason why he seemed so familiar. The reason why I had experienced déjà vu. “My dreams are my own. They’re private,” I replied, trembling.

 “I hate to tell you this, but our mattress boxing matches are not as private as you think.”

 “Of course they are—they’re in my mind!”

 “Not if they’re not a dream. Unbeknownst to you, you paired up with a demon—at least in a spiritual sense. That makes us not only spiritually-connected, but soul mates. But hey, like I always say, ‘If the spirit moves you, let me groove you.’”

Nervously, I reached into my robe’s pocket. “Okay, I’ve heard enough, I said, fumbling for my cell phone. “I’m getting a pastor in here—pronto.”

“Well, this is an interesting development, Daniel cracked. “Think it through carefully. Are you absolutely certain you want to go through the church’s pasteurization process? It can be a lengthy ordeal—not to mention, quite embarrassing.”

“Of course, I want to get rid of you. At this point, I’m prepared to do whatever it takes,” I snapped.

“Okay, fair enough. So, what are you going to tell the pastor?”

“The truth, of course.”

“What—that you made spiritual love with a demon? C’mon! Of course, if you want to chance it and go with the ‘dream theory,’ I suppose you could call your shrink. No doubt he’ll think your sanity’s hanging by a thread.”

“I’m not that weird,” I said.

“True. But if you open up that can of worms, you risk getting thrown into your local hospital’s psychiatric ward. Oh, and lest we not forget the field day the tabloids would have with a story like this.”

“So? What do you care?”

“Believe it or not, I see so much in you—so many things you don’t see in yourself. That’s originally why I was drawn to you. I wanted to keep you from reaching your full potential, but then—”

“Then what?”

“I saw how you handled yourself when the world closed in on you—when you broke things off with your ex. The media was unkind, to say the least. I tried to overtake you then, but you were much stronger than I realized.”

“Wait—what?

“Listen, Delilah. Our worlds collided, plain and simple. If I have it my way, nobody will ever tear us apart again. As far as I’m concerned, the fact that we bumped into each other one more time, means you and I are fated to be together—forever.”

“One more time? Forever?

“Don’t you remember? We were lovers over the course of several previous lifetimes.”

“What? No way!”

“It’s true.”

My face flushed. “Is this another one of your riddles?”

“Nope, no riddles this time. I guess when all is said and done, I’m a hard habit to break, right Sweet Lips?”

“I—I can’t believe this,” I stammered. “I mean, I have so many questions…”

“And as much as I’d love to take a stroll down memory lane with you, our time together—at least where you can see me like this—is limited. I simply wanted to make you aware of this situation, so you could straighten out a few things in your life.”

“What things?”

“I don’t want us to ever be apart again, Delilah. And based on our not-so-private moments together, I know you feel the same. That’s why I’m going to ask you to stay away from the likes of your ex-boyfriend. You need to understand that as your career continues, you’re going to be tempted and tested in all sorts of ways.”

I was exhausted and confused. “So, what happens next?” I said, sobbing softly.

The demon smiled gently. “Don’t worry, my dear. Daniel is never far away from his Delilah.”

Before I could respond, Daniel began swirling like a tornado. Faster and faster he went. His physical form faded. This was replaced by tiny, black pixels which flew past my robe and into my body. Eyes wide, I screamed, “What are you doing? Get out of me! Get out of my house!”

Daniel’s diabolical laughter rang inside my ears.

“It’s not so easy to get rid of a demon, Delilah. Haven’t you ever read the Scriptures? Oh wait a minute, of course you haven’t—you don’t even pray.”

All at once, I experienced a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach. It felt rancid. Foul. Intuitively, I knew Daniel would do everything he could to control me. I recited The Lord’s Prayer three times.

“It’s amazing how quickly it comes back, isn’t it?” Daniel taunted. “Kinda like riding a bicycle—for all the good it’ll do you.”

“Why are you here?” I whimpered. “I’m not a bad person.”

“Isn’t it obvious? I came here to serve Satan. Don’t you remember inviting me in last year—at your party? Once I saw those long, luscious legs and that dazzling, party-girl smile of yours, I knew I was in for a really good time. In case you hadn’t noticed, I’ve been lurking around ever since.”

“I did no such thing as invite you here, you parasite.”

“You’d be amazed at the lengths some people go to in order to rid themselves of their loneliness, Delilah.”

“Wait a minute. Are you inferring you have the right to possess me because I was lonely?”

“I’m not suggesting it—I’m stating it outright.”

“That’s preposterous!”

“Is it? Surely, you’ve heard the term emotional isolation before, right?”

“Right…”

“Well, it can make a person say, feel, and do things they might not ordinarily—even if they’re rich in social capital, or social connections, as you might like to call it.”

“Once again, I don’t understand where you’re going with this.”

“Listen and learn. You and I both know you didn’t want to do cocaine the night of your party. However, in order to fit in and connect with your ex and the other guests, you snorted that line like a champ. Then to make matters worse, you pulled out the Ouija board. You gotta be careful what you wish for, Delilah. Summoning spirits can get you into a whole heap of trouble.”

“But, I didn’t know—I honestly had no idea!”

“Precisely. And you know what’s even more interesting to me?”

“No, what?”

“I’m amazed that none of your so-called friends in attendance that night had a clue just how lonely you’d been. Do you see the problem here?”

“Not exactly.”

“Then allow me to enlighten you. It’s important to address the issue of emotional isolation before it has a chance to take root.”

“Okay, and how does one do that?”

“In your case, you shouldn’t have bowed down to your mother’s wishes. That’s the reason you’re facing a demon here tonight.”

I raised my eyebrows. “This sounds a little far-fetched.”

“Just hear me out. Going back in time, if you had chosen to pursue a career in journalism—like you originally intended—there’s a good chance you’d have made more genuine friendships.”

“Okay…so?”

“So, you probably would not have been emotionally isolated. In other words, by choosing a different career path, you might have been able to avoid this entire mess altogether.”

Daniel’s words burned into me.

Finally, I responded with, “Once my first big film gig was booked, my mother wanted to be my manager. What was I supposed to do? She needed the money every bit as much as I did—except she was older. She lacked a college education. She didn’t have any work experience in a decent-paying field. I couldn’t just leave her high and dry. She’s my mom for God’s sake!”

“Do you see what happens when we allow people to take control of our lives? Bad feelings set in and before we know it—Poof! A demon appears.”

“But, I didn’t know anything about this stuff—at least not until now.”

“What’s a matter, Sweet Lips? Is the thrill gone?”

“Get out of me,” I hissed. “I mean it. Right now. Get. Out. Of. Me!”

“My, my. You sure are a fickle one, aren’t you? I distinctly remember how much you enjoyed my company the other night. What did you call it? Oh, that’s right—mystical. In fact, you went so far as to say you wanted to have my baby—which is interesting, considering how a pregnancy could impact your career.”

“I thought I was dreaming!”

“Not even close, Delilah. As such, let me be the first to welcome you into your real-life nightmare known as Purgatory. Now, let’s keep this train moving, shall we?”

All at once, I heard the familiar sound of cameras flashing. Click-click. They were snapping pictures of me. Click-click. Except there were no photographers in the house. Click-click. Every press of the camera was synchronized with each beat of my heart. Click-click. Click-click. Click-click.

Once again, Daniel’s voice rang inside my eardrums. He monopolized the conversation. “From here on out, with each individual picture anyone takes of you, I will control your heartbeat.”

I stood frozen in fear. Click-click. Click-click.

“You know what that means? Whenever a photographer snaps several pictures in succession—so will go the beat of your heart muscle.”

Click-click-click-click-click-click-click!

“It’s a pity you’ve taken such a liking to cocaine. It kinda makes me wonder how strong your heart muscle really is. Say, I’ve got an idea; let’s take it for a test drive!”

That’s when Daniel really let me have it.

Click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click-click!

My heart struggled to return to normal. I put my head in my hands and sobbed uncontrollably. I had always been afraid to die. Now, I almost welcomed it.

“Don’t get any bright ideas like summoning a priest for an exorcism,” the demon warned. “Because I can promise you this: I’ll do the same thing all over again—except I’ll do it for longer. And the minute you die, I’ll possess him and kill him, too.”

At this point, I did the only thing I could. I cried like a baby. Eventually, I murmured, “I thought you said you didn’t kill anyone.”

“The devil’s in the details, Delilah. What I actually said is that I didn’t kill anyone to become a demon.”

I stood silent.

Daniel continued with, “Unfortunately, in this particular situation, you really only have two choices: live with me or die trying to get rid of me. Either way, your career is finished. Oh, and don’t even think about enrolling in journalism classes. By the time I’m through with you, all of your hopes and dreams will be crushed. You’ll be homeless, penniless, and forgotten.”

“Get out! Get out of me right now you piece of garbage,” I yelled. “You’re not welcome in my mind, body, or soul. Get out of my house! Get off my property, and don’t you ever come back, you hear me?”

“Didn’t you know, Sweet Lips? Deliverance is never an easy journey.”

“I will not tolerate this. As of this minute, you and I are finished!”

Daniel was silent. He then resumed speaking. “Delilah, you should always, I mean always speak softly when conversing with spirits. We don’t take kindly to being screamed at. You’ve gotten off easy thus far, but believe me, now that Lucifer’s angry, that’s about to change.”

A cold sweat broke out all over my body.

Daniel continued to crow inside my ears. “Unfortunately, because of your latest screw-up, you should expect nothing less than all-out spiritual warfare.”

For me, that was the last straw. Without so much as missing a beat, I reached for the panic button under the island.

“I wouldn’t bother with that if I were you,” Daniel said.

“Why not?” I responded sharply.

“Because, I’ve disabled your security system. Also, in a manner-of-speaking, I own your security detail.”

“Get real. I hand-picked each of those men myself!”

“And to your credit, you did a fine job. Nevertheless, all three of them have weaknesses which have been easy for me to exploit.”

“Don’t be ridiculous. Each of those men are as ethical as the day is long!”

“Okay, then. Let’s examine where each of them are at this very moment, shall we? As it turns out, Charlie is busy getting it on with your ex’s teenage daughter. On the other hand, Jack decided to hightail it to Vegas for an evening of black jack and slot machines. Oh, and get this. All it took to distract Van was a bottle of vodka. I guess the Twelve Steps are kind of meaningless when you’re staring at a bottle of Stoli’s.”

“You’re just trying to trick me.”

“I’m afraid that’s not the case. What I am doing is making the point that little by little, I’m isolating you—which has been surprisingly easy, especially considering how in-demand you’ve been over the last ten years.”

“Stop trying to scare me.”

“Notice how you broke things off with your ex? Now you’ve got no boyfriend.”

“I chose to do that. He was too wild when he was on the road. I didn’t trust him.”

“That’s because when you were sleeping, I told you about all those women in all those different towns. The very next day, you broke up with him.”

“You’re lying.”

“You wish. And as for your mother, she’s currently out of town on vacation.”

“She hadn’t taken a trip in over two years. I told her to go.”

“Once again, I suggested this while you were sleeping.”

“No you didn’t.”

“Yes I did.”

“Well, you’re either lying, crazy, or evil. Frankly, I think you’re all three.”

Daniel chuckled. “I’m glad to see you’ve gotten your sense of humor back, Delilah.”

“Speaking of humor, I could go for a good laugh right about now. So, why don’t you tell me how you became a demon? You said you didn’t kill anyone, but still, you must’ve done something pretty horrific.”

“I should have you know your attempts at deflection serve no useful purpose.”

“I am not deflecting.”

“Sure you are. You’re stalling while you try to figure out what to do. Believe me; I see this all the time. It’s the same with all you humans.”

“I am not deflecting.”

“Yeah, well I happen to know better—not that I can blame you. Once we demons get a hold of you humans, we basically run you in circles. After awhile, your existence feels like it lacks any meaning. That’s when a lot of people decide to end it all.”

“I wouldn’t give you or Satan the satisfaction.” I said, reaching for my cell phone. “In fact, if the devil wants spiritual warfare, then that is precisely what he shall get.”

“Your wish is my command,” the demon said, floating out of me.

He resumed his former human configuration and pointed his index finger in the direction of the gas cook top. Flames instantly erupted.

“Welcome to hell, Delilah!” he said, pixilating himself and flying back into me. The demon somehow squeezed both of my temples. “Delilah’s gonna burn in hell… Delilah’s gonna burn in hell… Delilah’s gonna burn in hell on earth!” he chanted.

Struggling to concentrate, I charged past the blaze and out through the French doors. The storm was still pounding the city. Standing on the far edge of the patio and past the swimming pool, I frantically called the pastor from my mother’s church. I used my robe to shield my cell phone from the elements.

“Hello, is this Pastor Patrick O’Malley?” I said, struggling to catch my breath.

“Yes it is.”

“Pastor, this is Delilah Delaney—Sharon’s daughter.”

He let out a stifled gasp. “The movie star?”

“Yes.”

“Well, my goodness. Hello, Delilah. It’s been awhile. Do you realize it’s almost 1:00 a.m.?”

“Yes. I’m sorry to call at this hour, but to be honest; I really need your help.”

“Go on, I’m listening.”

I went on to briefly describe my encounter with Daniel, including the highly personal things he had said. The pastor responded with, “I just need to clarify one important point here. Are you communicating with Daniel inside your head, or are you speaking to him out loud?”

“Out loud.”

“So, both sides of these conversations are not taking place inside your mind. Is this correct?”

“Yes—correct.”

“Okay, that’s an important distinction, because it rules out mental illness.”

“Pastor, I have no history of mental illness. I promise, I would tell you if I did.”

“I believe you. Listen, Delilah. Don’t say another word to the demon. Don’t engage him in any way. Just sit tight; I’ll be right over—and call 9-1-1. Get the fire department and an ambulance.”

“An ambulance?”

“That’s right—while demons aren’t nearly as powerful as God, they aren’t to be taken lightly, either.”

“I understand—and thank you.”

“You bet.”

I clicked off the cell phone and looked at my house. Despite the pouring rain, it glowed like a towering inferno. With my mind spinning, I quickly glanced away. Something was moving in the distance. A mountain lion? I squinted my eyes. My heart pumped wildly. To my surprise, it was my ex-boyfriend. He was sprinting in from the northern edge of the property. It was apparent he’d seen the fire from his house a few doors down. He was screaming my name over and over.

“Bob, I’m here!” I yelled, running. I desperately wanted to reach him before he went into the house.

Without warning, Daniel flew out of me. At this point, I was starting to get used to him using my body as some kind of door. Or gateway. As if by magic, he once again took on his human form. With outstretched arms, he set fire to the rain. The sky lit up. Ghosts of yellow-orange swirled. Dancing, twirling, they moved erratically, yet in parallel with the weather’s fury. The lawn seared. Trees and bushes burned. The scene felt Biblical. Fifteen seconds later, Daniel flew back inside me.

I stopped abruptly and scanned the property for my ex. I couldn’t find him. I removed my robe before grabbing one of the patio chairs. I used it to smash the family room’s window. I hit it several times. Eventually, I was able to break through. As I climbed into the house, shards of glass sliced deep into my arms. Streaks of crimson ran down my skin. The interior of the dwelling was wrapped in a dark, infinite smoke. I took several steps further into the structure. Black, rolling shadows lurked amongst raging, torrid flames. I was barely able to identify the faint outline of Bob’s body. He was ten feet away, partially crouched over the arm of the sofa.

“Bob, I’m here—I’m okay!” I yelled.

He couldn’t hear me above the roar of the flames. Never in my life had I felt so close, yet so far away from another person. I watched him go deeper into the house. He evaporated into nothingness. The scorching blaze melted the walls and floors, blending them into a thick, black, smoke. Everything felt charred. Lifeless.

Choking and wheezing, I screamed, “Bob! Get out!” Desperate for air, I dashed back outside. The sky continued to spurt fire. My only saving grace was that I was dripping wet from the rain a couple of minutes earlier. I watched the wind whip and whirl the flames. The scene was stirring. Haunting. I couldn’t live with Bob’s death on my conscious. There was no way that man was going to die. Not tonight. Not on my watch. I reached down and grabbed my robe off the patio’s pavers. It contained a few small burn holes from the fiery-rain, but it remained mostly intact. I sprinted several feet to the pool, dunked the robe, and placed it over my head and body. Tearing back over to the window, I once again climbed through the broken glass, its jagged edges wedging deep into my arms, adding to the existing wounds. I looked down. Blood was pooling on the hardwood floor. It was gushing from my arms. I caught a whiff of it. The metallic smell gagged me. I re-secured the robe and ran deep into the family room. The house was making strange, moaning sounds. It was as if the fire was causing the structure to feel physical pain. Beams crashed from the ceiling. Over and over I yelled, “Bob! Bob!”

There was no response. Several moments later, I heard someone scream. It was loud. Shrill. The sound repeated several times. Wait—no, it wasn’t a scream after all. It was a pack of sirens. They wailed endlessly.

“Bob!”

Still nothing but sirens. My vision was blurring. Smoke was everywhere. It was acrid. Abrasive. It made my eyes tear. Nearly every corner of my home was being licked by flames. The kitchen was gone. The dining room—gone. The butler’s pantry. The bar. The living room and library. All gone. And now the family room was nearly gone as well. The flames were wrapping fast around me.

“Bob! Answer me!”

Still nothing. Suddenly, a violent rage grabbed hold of me. I sprinted through smoke and fire to the staircase located nearly at the other end of the residence. Gritting my teeth, I held back a cough welling up from deep inside my lungs.

“Bob! We’ve got to get out of here!”

I sprinted up the stairs. As I approached my bedroom, I heard Daniel’s thunderous laugh. I was now barely able to breathe. Noise and chaos surrounded me. My visibility was a couple of inches. In a moment of irrefutable clarity, I remembered how the pastor warned me not to directly engage the demon. I wanted to curse Daniel, but decided against it.

“Bob!” I spattered.

BOOM!

CRASH!

An explosion came from downstairs. The walls shook. The windows blew out. The floor creaked. And then the unthinkable happened. I experienced everything in slow motion. The walls gave way. Firemen shouted. Sirens blared. I slipped through the crumbling floor and into the flames below.

“Welcome to hell, Delilah,” Daniel bellowed.

I tried to scream, but nothing came out. Everything grew black.It was all over.

I awoke to my boyfriend saying, “Baby, wake up.”

He gently shook me.

My heart was pounding.

I opened my eyes and blinked several times. The lilac-painted room was filled with blinding sunshine. Disoriented, I remained lying against the pillows for several seconds. As the dream faded, I slowly sat up and placed my back against the headboard. Shaking my head, my gaze darted around the master bedroom of my Hollywood Hills mansion. To my astonishment, Bob was fine. My bedroom was intact. Everything appeared normal.

Bob’s expression was one of concern. “Delilah, that looked like one hell of a nightmare. Wanna talk about it?”

“No, that’s okay,” I replied, studying the front of my night gown. I was thankful the long sleeves weren’t ripped or singed—not to mention, blood-stained.

“Okay, well is there anything you wanna talk about?”

“Nah, it was just a dream. Everything’s fine,” I said determined to put the experience behind me. Without warning, my stomach protested. Loudly. I let out an embarrassed chuckle. “But what I would like to discuss is breakfast. I’m starving! Are you up for French toast?”

“Sure,” Bob answered hesitantly. “But if you change your mind, I’m here for you, okay?”

I swung my feet out of the bed. “Of course you are, silly goose. That’s why I love you so much.”

“I love you too, babe. By the way, I was thinking about having the band over for a cook-out tonight. Is that all right?”

I stood on my tip-toes and stretched. “You bet,” I said yawning. “Just do me a favor; no drugs and no more Ouija boards. Okay?”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah. Let’s mix it up a bit. How about martinis and jazz under the stars instead?”

Bob popped out of bed and kissed my forehead. “Mmm. You’re sexy when you take charge, you know that?”

I reached up and pulled him closer. “And you, Mister, are sexy when you play those drums,” I said, kissing him on the lips.

Bob beamed, warmly. “Uh-oh. Right now, I’m not sure what I want more. You or that French toast.”

I unbuttoned my night gown. “Really?” I said with a sly grin. “Okay, in that case you’re in charge of the coffee and strawberries.”

“I know that look anywhere. The beautiful and talented Delilah Delaney is once again trying to seduce me.”

I giggled. “Sorry to disappoint you, but not this time. Actually, I was thinking we’d go for a swim before breakfast. You don’t mind, do you?”

“No, but aren’t you hungry?”

“What do you think? Of course I’m hungry. I haven’t eaten since lunch yesterday. You know how Hollywood is,” I said, rolling my eyes.

“Oh, right. Heaven forbid you should put on two pounds.”

“Exactly. So, fifty laps and then I’ll get right to cooking.”

Bob shot me a flirtatious wink. “That assumes I can keep my hands off of you.”

I slid the night gown over my shoulders and grabbed my robe off the chair. “Oh, please. You’ll be too busy trying to keep up with me. They don’t call me the Cardio Queen for nothing, you know.”

“That’s true. Hey—what happened to you?”

I followed Bob’s gaze to my arms. I was stunned to discover they were both covered in abrasions. A shiver shot down my spine. The wounds appeared to be about a day-old. Many of them were shallow. The deeper ones looked like they could pop open and bleed without much effort. A feeling of light-headedness descended on me.

“Oh, those? They’re nothing,” I lied, slipping the robe on. “C’mon, let’s go.”

Bob didn’t budge. “They don’t look like nothing to me.”

I shook my head. “You’re making too much of this. You know what a klutz I can be—especially when we’re partying. Remember how I fell in the bushes a couple of nights ago?”

“You did this by falling into the bushes?”

“They’re rose bushes. They have lots of thorns.”

“I guess I’ll just have to limit you to two martinis tonight,” Bob teased, swatting me on my rear. “Besides, any more than that and you might have to jog a couple of miles.”

Ooooo! You’re a rascal,” I squealed, chasing him out of the bedroom.

The light-headedness was quickly resolving. Even so, I had no illusions. Something was very wrong. With my right hand on the glossy, curved railing, I followed Bob down the staircase to the first floor.

We entered the kitchen. Everything was just as it should have been. Grapefruit and oranges spilled out of the oversized fruit bowl on the far counter. There were no broken bits of china on the floor. The cookies inside the jar seated on the granite island, were intact. I breathed a sigh of relief.

It wasn’t thirty seconds later when I heard Daniel’s booming voice echo inside my head. “Good job, Delilah. You really are a great actress. Now let’s make Satan happy and keep this train rolling.”

I halted. Leaning against the wall, I squeezed my eyes shut.

“What’s wrong, babe?” Bob asked. “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“Oh, it’s nothing. I’m just a little hungry.”

“In that case, we’re eating and then swimming.”

All at once, I felt grateful for this man. “Okay, sounds good.”

Within a few minutes, Bob had ground the coffee beans and set-up the percolator. As he busied himself with washing off the strawberries, I reached into my robe and scrolled through my cell phone’s contacts. “I’m running to the bathroom,” I said. “I’ll be right back.”

Bob didn’t turn around. “I’ll be here.”

I scurried into the powder room, closed the door, and called my mother’s pastor.

“Is this Pastor Patrick O’Malley?” I asked.

“Yes. To whom am I speaking?”

“Pastor, this is Delilah Delaney—Sharon’s daughter.”

He let out a stifled gasp. “The movie star?”

I felt as if I were living in some kind of bizarre, parallel world. “Yes,” I answered.

“It’s been a long time, Delilah. Is everything all right?”

“No, it’s not. I was hoping to discuss a matter of great urgency with you.”

“Certainly. What’s going on?”

“I think it would be best if we met in person. I’d bring my mom, but she’s out of town on vacation.”

“Yes, she mentioned she was going away on an extended trip. Hold on a moment, let me check my calendar.” I heard the sound of paper in the background. He then resumed speaking. “Okay, it looks like I have an opening at one o’clock this afternoon—will that work for you?”

“Absolutely. Thank you, Patrick.”

“You’re welcome. See you, then.”

Bob and I finished breakfast an hour later, leaving the dishes in the sink. Afterwards, I swam, showered, and dressed for the day. I descended the stairs and cut through the kitchen. Bob was seated in the family room, busily looking over sheet music for his band’s upcoming tour.

“Honey, I’m heading out to run a couple of errands,” I told him.

“Good luck with that,” he said. “Hopefully the paparazzi won’t give you too hard of a time.”

“No worries,” I replied. “I’m taking my new car and going out the service entrance. Plus, I’ve got a wig and sunglasses.”

Bob looked up. “Hey, I don’t even think I’d recognize you dressed like that.”

“That’s the whole idea.”

“Promise you’ll call if you run into any problems. Those damn photographers are like a bunch of rabid beasts.”

“I promise.”

I exited the house and made my way to the detached five-car garage. Typically, there were a half-dozen members of the paparazzi camped just outside the front gate. Today there were at least twenty. Everyone scrambled to their feet when they saw me, but quickly relaxed once they realized I was a member of the house staff leaving the premises. Must be a slow news day, I thought. I slowly drove down the driveway and out through the rear gate. After a half hour spent careening through the back roads, I pulled into the church’s parking lot. The time away from the press’ prying eyes had been exhilarating. Rejuvenating. After a decade of life in the public eye, I’d forgotten just how much I missed my privacy. I walked through the church’s heavy, wooden doors and met with the pastor. He listened patiently as I recounted everything that had happened.

“Delilah,” Patrick began, “is Daniel willing to speak with me right now?”

I paused and waited to hear from the demon. “I’m sorry. For whatever reason, he’s not saying anything. In fact, I haven’t heard from him since earlier this morning.”

“Okay. One thing I know from all of my years as a pastor, is this problem won’t go away on its own. Mind if I follow you home? I’d like to take a look around. We need to get to the bottom of this situation.”

“Of course,” I replied. “I really appreciate your help. Obviously, I’m worried about what Bob will think, but I cannot possibly deal with this on my own.”

Patrick and I both climbed into our cars and made our way through Hollywood Hills’ winding roads. The traffic had picked up considerably. Forty-five minutes later, we pulled into the service entrance of my property.

“Patrick, can I offer you something to drink?” I asked.

“Just some water,” he replied. “Thank you.”

I approached the sink and was stunned to find there were no dirty dishes sitting inside of it.

“What’s wrong, Delilah?” Patrick said, settling in beside me. “You look as if you’ve seen a ghost. Did the demon say something to you?”

There it was again, that strange, parallel world.

“No. It’s just that Bob and I left our dishes in the sink. He never does the dishes. Even if he had, he wouldn’t have dried the pan and put it away. This is totally unlike him. It just doesn’t make any sense.”

“How about we check the dishwasher?”

“Great idea.”

I immediately reached down and opened the door. To my astonishment, the dishwasher was empty.

The pastor took my hand. “How about we go and sit down?”

“Sure,” I said, feeling slightly faint.

We entered the family room. Sun was streaming in through the white, sheer, window treatments. Patrick glanced at the floor. “Is this Brazilian hardwood?”

“Sure is,” I said, my eyes firmly affixed on the cocktail table. “Wait a minute. Where’s Bob’s sheet music?”

The pastor wore a baffled look. “What are you talking about?”

“Bob was here this morning—remember how I told you about breakfast and swimming? When I left to come see you, he was looking over his sheet music.”

“Delilah, we need to sit down and talk.”

“Okay,” I said, sinking into the cool, white leather. I had the sense I wasn’t going to like what he had to say.

The pastor sat next to me. He then reached over to the cocktail table and lifted up a day-old copy of a popular tabloid. “Look at this and tell me what you see.”

I studied the picture of my boyfriend on the cover. After several seconds I said, “That’s Bob.”

“Exactly. Now read the headline to me.”

“Drummer Bob Patterson Caught Leaving Concert with Other Woman.”

I set the paper in my lap and burst into tears.

“Delilah, I think you saw this yesterday and afterwards, your mind started playing tricks on you. The brain is an amazing organ. It can do all sorts of things while we struggle come to terms with difficult situations. Let me see your arms again.”

Sniffling, I rolled up my sleeves. Patrick took hold of my hands and studied my arms. “I’m not a medical doctor, but if you ask me, it looks like those welts were caused by your fingernails.”

“What?”

“Delilah, I think you scratched yourself in your sleep.”

All of a sudden, everything came flooding back. “Oh my God. Yesterday, the paparazzi bombarded me with questions at my movie premiere. One of them handed me this paper. They all started taking my picture.”

“Have you spoken with Bob?”

“No,” I sobbed.

“I think it’s important you find out the truth. Why don’t you call him and ask him if the photos were doctored? You know how the tabloids are. They lie all the time to make a few bucks.”

“Yes, but in my experience, they don’t always lie.”

“True. But Delilah, even if he did cheat on you, wouldn’t you rather find out now than after you got married? The only reason this story’s so big is because the two of you got engaged right before his band went on tour.”

I looked down at the ten-carat diamond on my left hand. “I suppose you’re right.”

“Even though I haven’t seen you for several years, I’ve known you since you were a little girl. I know what kind of person you really are. If it turns out this story is true, you are still blessed. Your mom loves you. You have a thriving career and a beautiful home. And from what I can tell, you and that actress—what’s her name?”

“Kate Brown.”

“That’s right. You and Kate Brown have become close friends. Am I right?”

“Yes. She played a small role in my latest film. She was quite brilliant, actually. By the way, for a pastor, you sure seem to know a lot about Hollywood.”

“I keep an eye on the tabloids. As you know, a number of our parishioners are quite famous. You wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve counseled people in your situation.”

“You’re a good man, Patrick.”

“And you’re a very talented actress. I’ve seen all of your films.”

I managed a slight smile. “I appreciate that.”

“Listen, I’ve noticed one thing time and again with these kinds of situations.”

“What’s that?”

“Often, it’s the not knowing, that’s the hardest part. Either he cheated or he didn’t. Once you find out the truth, you can move forward.”

“Thank you, Patrick,” I said standing up. “I feel so much better. I believe you’re right. This has gotten way out of control in my own head. I started thinking back to all sorts of things that had been bothering me for awhile. It was just too much.”

“That’s not at all unusual. These situations have a tendency to unearth a lot of other unresolved issues. Best thing you can do is deal with this directly, forget all the other stuff, and move on with your life. None of us can change whatever has happened in the past. No sense dwelling on it.”

“That’s great advice.”

“So, do you want me to stay here while you call Bob?”

“No, I can take it from here, Patrick. Thank you, again for all of your help.”

As it turned out the tabloids had gotten it right. Of course I was upset, but I moved on from Bob—and much faster than I would have expected.

Today, I’m thankful for the people I do and do not have in my life. Also, whenever a difficult situation comes up, I now take a deep breath and remind myself that in the end, the only thing worth fearing is fear itself. For it was in my very own chamber of secrets—in my private hell of fear, that I came face-to-face with a demon named Daniel.

THE END.

 

Who is Donna Manobianco?

Donna ManobiancoDonna Manobianco is an American writer of suspenseful science fiction and fantasy. She draws upon her B.A. in psychology to develop flawed and complex characters, while her background as a nanotechnology start-up owner, serves as the foundation for her sci-fi’s futuristic technologies. Donna resides in New York with her husband John and their spunky, little dachshund Hugo, and is busily penning a science fantasy series known as DARK STAR.

 

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Interview with fantasy author, Theresa Snyder

Today, I’m pleased to present the lovely Theresa Snyder, a delightful fantasy author. Theresa is a very supportive Twitter friend. In the process of receiving her media kit, I found out something about her that fascinated me enormously. Theresa has created the most whimsical writing space imaginable! Wait till you see the video she sent me and you’ll know what I mean!

 

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Do you love dragons? You will find Farloft irresistible.
James & the Dragon is book #1 of the exciting saga of Farloft the Dragon and his friends.
What would you do if you were adopted by a dragon? When ten-year-old orphan James nearly drowns in a bog, he finds himself rescued by Farloft, a centuries old dragon with a glittering collection of treasures and an even richer collection of stories. But, dragons and boys are not meant to live together – or are they? When Laval – a wizard harboring a secret hatred for Farloft finds out about James, he sees his chance for revenge.

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The Realms refers to a parallel dimension hidden between Minneapolis and St. Paul where creatures, humans think of as only mythical, roam free.

Cody is a shape shift with some monumental problems that all started when he died. He’s escaped to The Realms from the midlands between Heaven and Hell only to find his best friend is potential food for the resident vampires, his girlfriend only loves him in his wolf form and her mother…well that’s a whole other story.

It isn’t easy being Cody, but like a good wolf he’ll do what he can to protect his pack even if it kills him. Wait…he’s already dead.

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The Helavite War is book #1 of the Star Traveler Adventures

Jake is a human mercenary looking for a quiet place to rest, when his Protect Dar-dolf attacks the last living Henu, Arr. Feeling responsible, Jake stays on to care for Arr, as the alien with deep blue cat eyes and unusual abilities recovers.

Jake takes on the role of teacher, mentor, father, and lost brother for his new alien friend. He and Arr share adventures dealing with the Hydra, a race of lizard-like creatures who kidnap members of other species to sell on the black market as slaves; battle the Narnon on Gligula where Tuldavian Swamp Lizards lay their traps just below the surface of the slime; and engage in numerous other missions while learning to appreciate each others rare abilities.

Ultimately, they must face their toughest foe, the Helavites, a species which has been preying on the weaker beings in the universe for generations. In the underground catacombs of these beetle-like creatures a mystery is solved and the foundation for the resurrection of an old world are laid.

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Hello Theresa and welcome to my blog!

Hi, Fros! I’m excited to be here!

What was the first thing you ever wrote and how old were you then?

I truly have written all my life. My mother used to say she spent more on stamps for my pen pal letters then she did for clothes for me. I have always kept a journal and written short stories and poems for my friends. However, the first novel I completed was “The Helavite War” which is Volume One of The Star Traveler Series. That was back in 1990. I was 40 years old. I followed that one with another novel each year in the series until 1995.

What other writing have you done? Anything else published?

I have two more series published, The Farloft Chronicles which are fantasy, and the Shifting Books in The Twin Cities Series which are paranormal. I also have one stand-alone scifi “In2Minds” and a memoir “We3” about moving my parents back in with me at 42.

Any hobbies or interests that you enjoy in your spare time?

I love to garden. I do a lot of mental writing while gardening, so when I actually get time to set down I can just let it flow. I enjoy making amateur videos of the garden and the projects in it for my YouTube Channel.

Do you see yourself in any of your characters, or do any of them have traits you wish you had?

I am a big part of Farloft, my dragon, and he is a big part of me. I think if you get to know him you have a fair understanding of me and how I think.

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Farloft looks delightful! What are you working on at the moment, Theresa?

Currently, I have several ‘irons in the fire’ as they say. The end of October I will be releasing “The Beast Within.” This is the 7th in The Star Traveler Series, but I have made an effort to make it a stand-alone volume. My hope is that folks will read it and find teasers which will take them back to the previous six volumes. This series is very character-driven and even though they were my first novels, and I was learning my craft, they are still very moving. Great for YA scifi readers or adults who enjoy less techie mumbo-jumbo and more heart.

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The day after Thanksgiving Farloft will roll out his “Farloft’s Storybook” for the hatchlings in your family. I do readings for our local county library and the older, middle-school kids, bring their younger siblings. So I wrote a dragon book specifically for them. It is nine short stories suitable for 2-1/2 to 6 year olds. A six year old will be able to read them on their own. The book is filled with delightful illustrations and coloring pages. I know it is going to be a hit.

It certainly sounds like it!

Thanks Fros. I’m also working on creating two adult ‘formatted’ versions of The Farloft Chronicles. I noticed while doing book signings and table-top appearances this past summer that some 25-50 year old men were reluctant to buy the chronicles because they are trade formatted and larger print for middle-schoolers. I didn’t have this trouble with the adults who read them online, because they didn’t ‘see’ the formatting. So now I am compiling two collections, Collection No. 1 with books 1-3 and Collection No. 2 with books 4-6 in a regular paperback-sized book for the adult readers. They are getting a really spiffy new cover and will sell for about a third less than the three trade paperbacks combined.

My last project is Affordable Proofreading & Editing Service. I have been beta reading, proofing and editing for other authors for years. There are some really great authors out there who just need another set of eyes on their work before they publish it. I checked into costs for that service and was astonished at how expensive it was. I wanted to help my fellow authors, so I am doing it at a discount for now. I would really like to retire in a couple of years, so if I get this service off the ground, perhaps I can do just that and help others along the way.

 Do you have any advice for other indie authors?

I will put in a pitch for my proofreading and editing service here. No matter how great your idea is, you need to make it as clean a book as possible for your readers – if you don’t, you risk alienating them forever. Get enough bad, or even slightly testy, reviews and it will sink you as an author. Most of the time authors read what they ‘think’ they wrote. Let someone else take a look at your work. Don’t be in such a hurry to get it published that you are detrimental to your own published future.

Sound advice, Theresa – and good luck with this new endeavor. Tell us about your website/blog. What will readers find there?

My blog is a continuously running selection of short stories. Some verge on novellas. I switch scifi, fantasy and recently even a paranormal. My blog is where my readers will find out whether they like my writing, and if so in what genre. There are also sub-blogs linked to the site where I explore things like poetry writing, current issues, what’s on my bookshelf, marketing tips, fun happenings and events in my life, and other interviews and reviews. I started writing my blog in the early 80s and it is a reflection of my growth as an author. Often I will try out something on the blog and it will develop into an idea for a book which I flesh-out later and publish. I have over 82,000 views and many, many of them are return readers who get hooked on a story. I post every Saturday to the basic story and do additional posts to the sub-blogs when the muse moves me.

Wow, I’m definitely going to check it out! Describe your workstation. Are there any favorite objects you have there for inspiration?

Oh, I love to answer this question. I have a Moroccan Room where I write. There is a video of it on my YouTube channel. It is my place to escape. I originally built it because after my mom passed on, my dad took to watching a lot of TV, very loudly. I could not concentrate, because I like instrumental music playing when I am reading and writing. I can’t concentrate with chatter going on. I go out to my Moroccan Room with my cup of tea, turn on the classical or light jazz, and go to work. Our cat, Jewel, often joins me in the chair opposite mine. We both like to listen to the rain on the roof in the spring and fall.

 

 

That’s magical, Theresa. I’m enchanted! And as green as Farloft 🙂

LOL – thank you, Fros. It’s a pleasure to work in there, that’s for sure.

Have you a picture of your cat to show us?

Yes, here is a photo of Jewel. This was taken in the house; she was actually listening to the rain on the roof as I took this!

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Awwww! What a cutie! Last question: How would you like to be remembered?

First of all, I would like to be remembered as a sweet, caring individual. My mom left behind that legacy. Everyone thought well of her. Second, I hope many people remember my stories and retell them. Not my books, but my life stories which I passed on to my students and friends. Stories I hope will enrich their lives and the lives of others through their messages. Like Farloft, my dragon, I have a million of them. Without stories our lives are so boring. Lastly, like all authors, I would like to be remembered by my body of work. I hope it will live on many, many years after I am dead and gone.

Theresa, this has to be one of the best answers I’ve ever received to this question. It speaks volumes for the rare qualities of your character. I’m so pleased you could be here today. Thank you so much and enjoy your wonderful Moroccan Room!

Thank you too, Fros! You’re welcome to have tea with me there anytime!

Right! I’m booking the flight now! Got a spare couch?

Of course! LOL

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Theresa Snyder is a multi-genre writer with an internationally read blog. She grew up on a diet of B&W Scifi films like Forbidden Planet and The Day the Earth Stood Still. She is a voracious reader and her character-driven writing is influenced by the early works of Anne McCaffrey, Ray Bradbury, Robert Heinlein and L. Ron Hubbard. She loves to travel, but makes her home in Oregon where her elder father and she share a home and the maintenance of the resident cat, wild birds, squirrels, garden, and occasional Dragon house guest.

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An interview with David P. Perlmutter

Hello peeps! Today, I’m excited to present David P. Perlmutter, a successful indie author of both fiction and non-fiction. David has had a harrowing experience during holiday in Spain which he recorded in his book, Wrong Place Wrong Time – an Amazon #1 for True Crime and Biographies.

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#1 Best Seller in BIOGRAPHY in the UK.
#1 Best Seller in TRUE CRIME in USA.

I would like to say that yes I made a number of mistakes during the events that took place and I hold my hands up. I look back at what happen everyday and wish I could turn back the clock but you can’t.

The following story is based on true events about my trip to Marbella, Spain, where having lost everything, which was all self inflicted, including my job, apartment and self respect, I leave memories of a London police cell behind me and head for Spain with its promise of adventure and fun. Little do I know that I’m about to be thrust into the most terrifying time of my life.

WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME is a gripping true-life story of an unimaginable nightmare and how my ticket to a new life turns out to be a one way ticket to hell.

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An Estate Agent from North London attends a party with a friend in Islington where a fight breaks out and a few months later is threatened by the same guys from the party, BUT this time with a gun in his back and told if the see him again, they will use the gun. So after resigning from his job, he decides to spend a romantic Christmas in Eastbourne with his girlfriend Jenny. They decide to stay and move to Brighton where he is offered a job as a tele-sales manager for an American portrait company, but first must take a trip to Pennsylvania for a five week training course.

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Aptly named “My Way”, this book will take you simply and easily through each step that I took in order to get my book “Wrong Place Wrong Time” to the #1 spot in True Crime on Amazon’s USA chart. If you’re a newbie, or if what you’ve been doing just isn’t working, I’m hoping this book will help you to get the recognition you deserve. It’s written in a very easy to read style with no technical words, no assumptions and no need to research anything I discuss in order to understand it. Everything is explained fully, and written in its most basic form. I don’t tell you what to do, I show you how I did it. I also provide examples of what I continue to do, as well as links to wonderful people who will help you in your journey. If you’re not a social media guru…if you’re someone who perhaps knows that you should be using Twitter and Facebook and other social media platforms, but aren’t entirely sure how you should be using them or what you should be saying, then this book is for you. However, if you already know what you’re doing and are just looking for the ‘secret’ to having a bestselling book, you’ll be disappointed. There is no secret.

‘My Way’ is quite simply a story. It’s the journey I took from the unknown to the acknowledged; from being in the abyss of the Amazon charts to making my way to the top.

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Hello David and welcome to my blog!

Hi Fros, I’m thrilled to be here.

I understand your book Wrong Place Wrong Time stems from a real-life holiday experience in Spain. Is this the first one you ever wrote?

Yes, it’s my first book. I started to write a blog about my experience when I visited Spain and my friend and now editor said, “David, this should be a book.” And that is what I did, I self-published it on Amazon.

What other writing have you done? Anything else published?

Yes, I have published a marketing book for indie authors called My Way. I have also published a fiction book called Five Weeks and I recently launched another marketing book called My Way Too!

Any hobbies or interests that you enjoy in your spare time?

I enjoy football, tennis, and play table tennis with my friends and brothers. I also dance in my spare time and in fact entered a charity dance event with a very good friend and we came 2nd dancing salsa!

That’s brilliant, well done, David! Tell us, do you see yourself in any of your characters, or do any of them have traits you wish you had?

As my first book Wrong Place Wrong Time was based on true events, I was the main character!

Yes, of course! Sounds intriguing, by the way. What are you working on at the moment?

After launching My Way Too, I am now working on a sequel to Wrong Place Wrong Time and also planning another book which I hope to be out next year.

Which are your favorite authors, and what do you love about them?

I like dark thrillers so James Patterson is someone I admire as well as Stephen King, of course. His book Misery is in fact featured in Wrong Place Wrong Time.

Do you have any advice for other indie authors?

Just go with the flow when writing, don’t edit whilst writing and just love every minute of it. Also market the hell out of the book once completed.

Choose a male and a female character from your book and tell us which actor/actress you’d wish to play them in a film adaptation.

Well, from Wrong Place Wrong Time I have had many reviews suggesting that the story would make a great film and Tom Hardy, Marc Warren, Danny Dyer and Daniel Mays have all been suggested for the lead role.

Tell us about your website/blog. What will readers find there?

My blog is all about my books, of course, but there are also many books featured from many talented authors whom I have met online. In fact in My Way Too they are also featured in there. All about indie support!

What do you enjoy the most as an indie author that you imagine you wouldn’t if you were traditionally published? If you had a choice would you still go indie?

I love being an indie author as there are so many I have connected with on social media, but would be amazing to have a publishing company who would support and market my books in High Street book shops plus the advance money would come in very handy!

Being an author involves a lot of sitting around. What do you do for exercise?

I walk a lot and play table tennis. One does sweat running around a table!!

Describe your workstation. Are there any favorite objects you have there for inspiration?

As I use my laptop I wander from place to place to write. At this moment I am in a café that my brother and sister run, so I am here a lot. My apartment is one bedroom, so no study as yet!

Is there anything you like to do to get the creative juices flowing when you write?

I drink coffee and when I write in the evening, I would indulge in a glass of red!

Have you brought any photos to show us today?

Yes, I’ve brought two from my travels: one from London (I am at the top of the O2) and another from the beautiful island of Madeira.

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Delightful! Thank you for this interview David; I wish you success with your books.

Thank you, Fros, for inviting me. Best of luck to you too!

 

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Wrong Place Wrong Time is my first book and was encouraged by my family and friend/editor to put pen to paper/fingers to laptop and write. It is based on events that happened in the early 90’s when I visited Marbella, Spain where my dream holiday turned into the biggest nightmare of my life.

I am delighted to share that the book has become a #1 Best Seller in true crime on Amazon in US, along with #2 in True Accounts in Japan and Australia, #1 in Factual in Spain and top #10 in UK. I am also amazed at the number of reviews, over 400 with over 265 x 5* so far! Thank you readers.

My second book is called My Way, it’s about how I have marketed Wrong Place Wrong Time, firstly because I was told I should and secondly to give new authors, like myself, some tips.

My Way has received over 80 x 4/5* reviews from self-publishing authors from around the world.

My third book is called Five Weeks, about one man’s disturbing trip to America, where he was nearly left for dead in a remote Pennsylvania forest.

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Book review: Infinite Waters by Nicholas C. Rossis

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Having enjoyed The Power of Six, Rossis’s first short story collection, I was looking forward to reading Infinite Waters and it was well worth the wait. The same resourcefulness, the same wicked imagination has delighted me in this collection too. Twists and turns kept coming and I just couldn’t put it down, so I wound up devouring this in just one sitting. If you’re looking for a short story writer to become your next favorite, then Nicholas Rossis is the one. I am already looking forward to the next collection from his unique, masterful pen!

 

My rating:

5 stars

Masterful – couldn’t put it down!

 

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Why suffer bullies and haters?

A few days ago, I turned on the TV during my lunch break at home and came across a very upsetting interview. The hostess of a  popular daytime show had a Greek female author as a guest but, unlike the run-of-the-mill chat that I expected, the author, whom I choose not to name, spoke about the cyber-bullying she’s been subjected to for the past few years.

This author is one of very few in Greece who are very prolific, very popular, and who sell books like hot cakes. Note: this is a country where people don’t read and it’s very difficult to make a decent living as a writer. This lady was in tatters and visibly upset as she relayed her story. Her bullies seem to act as a group, pouncing on every single post of her books on any Greek site that hosts her work, filling the comments with obscene lies about her and trashing her work with vulgar words. But that’s not all. Her bullies have also been threatening to hurt her physically unless she stops writing, something that caused this poor woman a terrible sense of insecurity, enough to block her from writing completely. At the moment, she is in the middle of writing a novel but is unable to continue, saying the bullies have won and lamenting she has to stop writing all together. The moment she rests her hands on the keyboard, they start to shake, the fear induced in her by her bullies paralyzing her.

I won’t talk about this any more, because to watch her talk about all this has upset me a lot. I’ll only say the good news, i.e. that she’s found the courage to talk to a lawyer and is associating with the Greek police authorities (the all-singing-and-dancing Electronic Crime Division that is working miracles every day here, be it catching child pornographers, bullies, and even saving the lives of teenagers who plan to commit suicide). I sincerely hope they catch her bullies soon and that they get prosecuted and punished severely, so that this author can continue to share her gift with the world and live her life as she has chosen.

This shocking interview came to my attention, as serendipity would have it, at a time when I experienced a couple of hits of bullying towards me on Twitter and Facebook. Of course, by comparison, these are laughable accounts, but still, they always manage to leave a very bitter taste in my mouth.

Let me tell you something: bullies come in all forms and grades of nastiness. They don’t have to threaten to hurt you physically. It’s still bullying if they call you a nasty name, or if they disagree with you on a tweet or FB post and tell you so in a tactless, disrespectful or rude way. Some people may call them trolls, others haters, but I like to squeeze them all into the category of ‘bully,’ simply because I think they all have the same darkness inside and the same motives when they do it.

Whether we like it or not, these people love the internet. Every indie author will have to deal with some type of nasty comment sooner or later. Having been bullied in school at the tender age of 10 and having found the courage to speak up and get rid of the problem, I know first hand that bullies are cowards. They hide behind a front of bravado or act like they are the cat’s whiskers, but they have problems in their lives you wouldn’t imagine, their sense of self suffering from all sorts of problems.

In my 30s, I got bullied by a Greek young man online. We became email friends having met in a forum. At first, I didn’t know he hated Greece and the Greeks with passion although he was one! When he started to talk offensively about Greece and its people, saying he was ashamed to be Greek, of course I told him I didn’t agree with him and that’s when he started to threaten to hurt me. I stopped emailing at once and he got over it eventually and stopped writing too, but it was pretty scary for a while. He erupted with so much demon-like hate, just because I had a different opinion to his… Can you wrap your head around that? I bet you can’t and that’s okay because normal people can’t.

The guy’s profile? a single guy in his 20s living with a very oppressive mother. Pent-up anger was his number one problem because he couldn’t stand up to her. He dreamed of moving abroad but suffered from panic attacks so he was nervous to leave his house, let alone the country he despised. That’s right. A coward AND an antihuman in need of psychiatric help. He lived in misery so he hated everybody. If only Hitchcock were alive today, another Psycho could be given to the world! I laugh… but it’s anything but laughable.

Anyway, where was I? Yes. My experience with bullies. I even made reference to this worldwide phenomenon in my debut novel, The Necklace of Goddess Athena, portraying a schoolboy who was an introvert having been bullied for years (but, of course I gave that story a satisfying ending!). I’ve included this theme in my book hoping it may inspire someone one day, even one suffering schoolchild, to find the courage and to believe in themselves enough to fight back.

So, what do I do when a bully/hater takes a shine on me? This happens only online, of course, and in this case, I have a single, and very effective strategy, which I’d like to share with you today:

First step: if someone comes across as simply awkward, be kind and give them the benefit of the doubt, even if it means acting stupid, like you didn’t perceive the offense.

Second step: If they send you a second negative remark that is awkward/tactless/demeaning/rude (either in reply to your comment or at any other time in future), then that’s strike two and this is as far as I am willing to put up with it. This is also where I press the blessed BLOCK button. Whether it’s on Twitter or Facebook, it’s a couple of clicks away and then they’re out of your life like magic. Never hesitate to use the block button.

If someone uses obscene language, whatever you do, don’t answer, not even once. Simply block them. If you answer, they’ll feed off that like a starved jackal being thrown a t-bone steak and will only follow you around for more.

For some reason, most of my unfortunate encounters with rude people who disrespect the opinion of others happen on Facebook, so I’d like to share with you my own understanding of what the Facebook wall (private page) is:

I see so many people put up with ‘friends’ who comment on their posts against everyone else’s opinion in a demeaning, rude and patronizing way. Why does the owner of that Facebook wall put up with it? By humoring that one friend, aren’t they allowing them to harass everyone else? What I do with friends like that is–you guessed it–block them. Mind you, it’s never happened with someone I know from my personal life, like a family member or a friend or ex colleague. It only happens with people I’ve never met and hardly know anything about. Yes. I am an author so I have swung the gates open to my Facebook private page. I allow anyone to be my friend as to spread myself thin and market my books. The only cautionary measure I take is to only friend: a) authors b) people who I have mutual friends with c) people I meet in FB groups I frequent. Never hesitate to block ‘friends’ who you don’t know personally. Friending them on Facebook is not a lifetime commitment. If they misbehave, throw them out and protect your decent friends from the nastiness they brought in with them.

Think of it this way: your Facebook wall is not a public playground for anyone to come in and speak their mind tactlessly or rudely. Your Facebook wall is like your HOME. People can walk into it because you have allowed them to. It’s a private place, so whoever enters must enter with courtesy, otherwise they should be thrown out the door.

Have you noticed, I wonder, that on your Facebook wall you can actually delete other people’s comments?

YES! Why? Because it’s yours and you can do whatever you want with it. It means you own people’s comments under your own posts. It means YOU decide if they should be getting away with rudeness inside your house.

Sadly, a few of my Facebook friends let their rude buddies run wild. It’s happened to me four times now, which has stopped me from commenting in these people’s posts again, just in case I find myself the target of their ill-mannered friends. Do you see the problem they have here? I am not commenting on their posts any more, so they miss that extra bit of oomph when it comes to their message reaching that bit further. If these people are authors, won’t they be missing out if a few of their FB friends get put off enough to do the same?

Life is too short, folks. We should have no tolerance for any awkwardness or nastiness from others. As Robert Pattinson recently called the haters who trash his girlfriend with racist remarks, ‘They are demons who live in basements.’ What a wonderful way to portray them and I couldn’t agree more.

Make no mistake. It takes nothing to attract the attention of a hater. The other day, all I did is RT an author friend’s tweet about their book and this Greek young man replied to me and my friend with a tweet in Greek that referred to my mother’s female anatomy. That’s right. It’s nothing but the mindless, random response of an amoeba. These people are sub-humans, thriving on nastiness and ugliness and craving it, like vampires crave blood (sorry, couldn’t avoid the association after mentioning Rob!) Don’t waste time trying to suss them out. Decent human beings like you and me simply cannot. Just steer clear from them and let them be. The universe will eventually catch them to bite them where the sun don’t shine and that’s all we need to know.

If anyone’s bullying you or just being rude online, I hope this post inspires you enough to use the block button (or to seek help with the authorities if it’s gone too far.)

Take it from me: birds sing more happily after you press the block button. Enjoy the heavenly chirping and keep the demons out!

 

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Interview with Dougie McHale

Hello and happy new week, everybody! Today, I’m delighted to welcome Dougie McHale, a Scottish indie who loves my country and has set his debut novel on the island of Zakynthos. From the little I’ve spoken to him, I can tell you he’s a sweetheart. The way he expresses himself exudes courtesy and good manners in a great degree, something that astounded me about him. Let’s find out what this Scot with the big, Greek heart is all about, shall we?

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Louis Satriani has the perfect life in Edinburgh or so he thought, it only took a second to discover it was a lie. Forced to readjust to the shifting events that have rocked his world he confronts the secret and deception that will change his life for ever.

A moment of crisis can offer new directions and escaping his past he travels through Greece, an experience he hopes will afford him opportunities to reconstruct his life and rediscover a sense of normality, by burying his torment and establish a reason to be in control of the choices and decisions he makes. Will the lure and sanctuary of a Greek island, Zakynthos, erase the loss of the hopes and dreams that once galvanised his life? Will it offer a refuge and reconciliation with his past? Louis is offered a sanctuary, Maria, a local tour guide. The ghosts of Louis’ past are never far and the circumstances that have brought Louis and Maria together embroil them in conflicting emotions forcing them to face and confront their feelings for each other opening old wounds of the past and suppressed hopes that resonate in the present.

Passion blossoms in a voyage of love, doubt and self-discovery. But can there love survive life changing events and the unfolding of a secret that can only be resolved by a homecoming, forcing Louis to choose between his heart and head. The Homecoming encapsulates love, loss and reconciliation, set against the backdrop of Edinburgh, mainland Greece and an Ionian island.

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Hello Dougie and welcome to my blog!

Thank you for asking me to be featured on your site, Effrosyni!

What has inspired you to write The Homecoming?

I wrote a travel journal/book of my visit to the island of Zakynthos many years ago. It was my first serious attempt at writing a book but it was never published. I didn’t know it at the time but it was to influence the writing of The Homecoming which has Zakynthos as its main backdrop. I used that piece of writing as my research when the story line of the novel moves to Zakynthos. The main backdrop in the novel was always going to be Greece; that was never in doubt.

I’m interested in identifying with a physical place and the feeling of belonging, therefore Edinburgh and especially Greece are prominent in my writing and very much so in the foreground. I’m also inspired by what it means to be human, our thoughts, feelings, emotions and beliefs and how such things influence our relationships with others and our personal stories.

I’m hooked! Do you see yourself in any of your characters, or do any of them have traits you wish you had?

The main protagonist in The Homecoming is Louis Satriani. Although he has an Italian father, his mother is Irish and Louis supports Hibernian Football Club, a team from Edinburgh. I’m third generation Irish and also support Hibernian. There’s a part in the novel where Louis meets an Irish priest in St Marcos Church, the only Catholic Church in Zakynthos. There follows a bit of a theological debate where they try to put right two thousand years of Christianity. The views that Louis expresses originate from my own beliefs so I definitely see a bit of myself in Louis.

I visited Greece for the first time in 1987. The moment I stepped from the plane there was an instant attraction; the more I visited Greece it became a love affair so it was hard not to be influenced by such potent feelings. Louis’ attraction to the landscape, people and culture runs parallel to mine.

What are you working on at the moment? Tell us a little about your current project(s).

At the moment I’m writing my second book. It has the working title of The Villa. The main part of the book will be set in Majorca, Spain, although lately I’ve been debating whether I should continue to write with Greece as my main theme but that would mean trying to adapt the plot and themes of the book. It’s certainly a decision I haven’t made yet. I’m about less than a third of the way through so I’ve time on my side to decide.

Which are your favorite authors, and what do you love about them?

I have several authors whose books I always read. The common denominator is that they write about what it really means to be human through our relationships with the world and each other. Most importantly they write good stories with beautiful prose. To name but a few, Sebastian Faulks, William Boyd, Anita Shreive, Carlos Ruiz Zafon and I’ve a soft spot for Victoria Hislop.

Hislop writes about Greece so I presume that’s why – LOL. What genres do you read mostly, and what are you reading now?

I love books that have a sense of place and time that draw you in to the social and cultural complexities with ease. Currently I’m reading Midnight in St Petersburg by Vanora Bennett. It’s an intelligent and beautifully written love story swept with passion, danger and suspense.

Do you have any advice for other indie authors?

When I published my novel it became very apparent to me after the first week that I had no idea how to market or promote my book. So, I started on the long journey of finding approachable indie authors and sites for advice and information. Luckily I stumbled upon my ‘Greek indie guardian angel,’ metaphorically speaking (you know who you are), who has helped me enormously to navigate the maze that is indie publishing.

I wasn’t prepared for the amount of time and energy that needs to be invested in marketing and promoting an indie book. I work full time therefore I have to try and be disciplined in my approach however I’m finding that most of my spare time is taken up with trying to get the book out there to as wide an audience as possible. At the moment it’s difficult and a bit of a struggle to concentrate and be disciplined on my writing which is definitely not a good thing.

My advice for other indie authors who are just starting out would be, do your research and make contact with others in the indie publishing world for information and advice before you publish.

Networking! Oh, precious advice! Thank you Dougie. Are there any sites or writing tools that you find useful and wish to recommend?

I was given the good advice to check out Beezebooks.com and get in touch with Michael. C. Smith who has been a great help and source of advice. Another good site is eNovel Authors at Work, again full of great information and advice for the indie author.

I totally agree. Both Michael C. Smith and Jackie Weger are online angels that educate and support indies with all they’ve got through these sites. On to the next question: what do you enjoy the most as an indie author that you imagine you wouldn’t if you were traditionally published? If you had a choice would you still go indie?

I enjoy seeing my book published and also holding it in print. For an author there is nothing more satisfying. I’ve had total control over designing the cover and setting the pricing. I spent years sending the standard three chapters, synopsis and bio to agents and publishers in the knowledge that it would land up on their slush piles along with the tens of thousands manuscripts that took the same journey each year. During that time I redrafted the novel about eight times until I was at the stage where I felt it was ready to publish and it was then that I started to explore indie publishing.

I suppose in the world of traditional publishing the benefit would be others take the responsibility for marketing and promoting a book which leaves the author with more time to be creative and write which is the point of it, after all.

If I had the choice would I still go indie? That’s a difficult one; there are pros and cons, however, if I hadn’t gone down the indie route my novel would still not be published. To know that people are actually reading my book, meeting the characters and hopefully emotionally responding to them and the plot, well, as an author, there is no better feeling.

Being an author involves a lot of sitting around. What do you do for exercise?

I have a very hyperactive Golden Retriever called Gracie who likes her daily walks. I often use that time to think through and develop my writing, characters and plots. I enjoy going to the gym but not as often as I should. I bought a hybrid bicycle about two months ago which I’d like to say has helped keep me in shape but this summer has not been summer at all so the bike is still brand new. My wife, Sheona, is a health and fitness lecturer and also a personal trainer, so she keeps me on my toes.

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Gracie is adorable! Do you listen to music while you write and if so, what kind?

Actually, I do, and it is often an integral part of my writing routine, just as important as my laptop. I enjoy a wide range in musical taste but throughout the writing process of The Homecoming I listened to classical music from the Baroque period, especially composers like Corelli and Boccherini. My favourite composer is Mozart, but strangely I don’t listen to him while I’m writing.

I love Mozart, too. I believe you have some pictures of your favorite places to show us?

Yes, Fros, here they are. These are all special places that I love to visit: the river Forth with the road bridge and rail bridge, St. Andrews beach and of course Edinburgh.

Oh my goodness, what splendid photos! You know, Scotland is one of the places I long to visit someday. Last question: who is your favorite poet? Quote a couple of lines from your favorite poem.

These are quotes as opposed to poems but the words say it all for me:

“I am at last determined to go to Greece; it is the only place I was ever contented in.” Lord Byron, 15th June 1823.

“Our love of what is beautiful does not lead to extravagance; our love of things of the mind does not make us soft.”

Pericles, Athenian statesman. (430BC)

These are both wonderful, thank you. You know, the Greeks love Byron, and it’s only fair. He did a remarkable job defending the nation when it needed it the most. Dougie, it’s been a great pleasure to have you here today. Thank you very much!

Efcharisto, Effrosyni. It’s been a pleasure!

 

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Dougie has been a musician and a song writer, playing in several bands, performing live and recording throughout the U.K. He retired his guitar and studied at Dundee University and Strathclyde University. Writing has always been part of his life, crafting lyrics or poems before embarking on the long learning curve of writing a novel. The novel developed from a visit to the island of Zakynthos. Dougie was transfixed by its landscape, its light, its ambiance, people and sea, all of which have become important symbols and themes in The Homecoming and his writing.

He lives in Dunfermline, Fife, with his wife, teenage daughter, older son and golden retriever. The Homecoming is his first novel, inspired by his favourite city Edinburgh and a passion for Greece.

 

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An interview with Sofka Zinovieff, author of The House on Paradise Street

Whoohoo! Boy, am I thrilled today! It’s not often that I have a traditionally published, widely known author on this humble blog. Come to think of it, this is actually a first, so excuse the ear-to-ear smile I’m wearing this fine morning. My special treat to you today is a chat with Sofka Zinovieff, author of the enchanting novel, The House on Paradise Street that follows the recent history of Athens for a few decades, including the gruesome years of the Civil War. If you’re looking for an unforgettable read about Greece and its tumultuous, modern history, look no further!

 

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In 2008 Antigone Perifanis returns to her old family home in Athens after 60 years in exile. She has come to attend the funeral of her only son, Nikitas, who was born in prison, and whom she has not seen since she left him as a baby.

At the same time, Nikitas’s English widow Maud – disturbed by her husband’s strange behaviour in the days before his death – starts to investigate his complicated past. She soon finds herself reigniting a bitter family feud, and discovers a heartbreaking story of a young mother caught up in the political tides of the Greek Civil War, forced to make a terrible decision that will blight not only her life but that of future generations…

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Sofka Zinovieff had fallen in love with Greece as a student, but little suspected that years later she would return for good with an expatriate Greek husband and two young daughters. This book is a wonderfully fresh, funny and inquiring account of her first year as an Athenian. The whole family have to get to grips with their new life and identities: the children start school and tackle a new language, and Sofka’s husband, Vassilis, comes home after half a lifetime away. Meanwhile, Sofka resolves to get to know her new city and become a Greek citizen, which turns out to be a process of Byzantine complexity. As the months go by, Sofka’s discovers how memories of Athens’ past haunt its present in its music, poetry and history. She also learns about the difficult art of catching a taxi, the importance of smoking, the unimportance of time-keeping, and how to get your Christmas piglet cooked at the baker’s.

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Born in 1907 in St. Petersburg, Princess Sophy “Sofka” Dolgorouky was born into a world of privilege and nobility—ten short years later, Sofka’s world would crumble when the Tsar and his family were overthrown, exiled, and executed. Burning with shame, Sofka and her family fled to England and then to Paris, where Sofka quickly embraced the bohemian culture of the 1920s and 1930s. During the Nazi occupation, Sofka would leave her first husband only to lose her second. Interned in a Nazi prison camp, she worked with the French Resistance and discovered communism, whose cause she would ironically continue to uphold for the rest of her life, becoming an outspoken member of the British Communist party and even leading tour groups for workers visiting the Soviet Union. But what was even more outrageous in its day than her conversion from princess to communist was Sofka’s private life. She not only believed in sexual freedom, but often placed love, literature, and adventure before even her own children. Sofka was much more than a princess in exile—she was someone whose existence was constantly dislocated by revolution, yet nonetheless believed in revolution as a way of making the world a better place (16 b&w illustrations).

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Faringdon House in Oxfordshire was the home of Lord Berners, composer, writer, painter, friend of Stravinsky and Gertrude Stein, a man renowned for his eccentricity – masks, practical jokes, a flock of multi-coloured doves – and his homosexuality. Before the war he made Faringdon an aesthete’s paradise, where exquisite food was served to many of the great minds, beauties and wits of the day.

Since the early thirties his companion there was Robert Heber-Percy, twenty-eight years his junior, wildly physical, unscholarly, a hothead who rode naked through the grounds, loved cocktails and nightclubs, and was known to all as the Mad Boy. If the two men made an unlikely couple, at a time when homosexuality was illegal, the addition to the household in 1942 of a pregnant Jennifer Fry, a high society girl known to be ‘fast’, as Robert’s wife was simply astounding.

After Victoria was born the marriage soon foundered (Jennifer later married Alan Ross). Berners died in 1950, leaving Robert in charge of Faringdon, aided by a ferocious Austrian housekeeper who strove to keep the same culinary standards in a more austere age. This was the world Sofka Zinovieff, Victoria’s daughter, a typical child of the sixties, first encountered at the age of seventeen. Eight years later, to her astonishment, Robert told her he was leaving her Faringdon House.

Her book about Faringdon and its people is marvellously witty and full of insight, bringing to life a vanished world and the almost fantastical people who lived in it.

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Hello Sofka and welcome to my blog!

Hi Fros, I am very happy to be here!

You know, I don’t have words to describe how much I loved The House on Paradise Street! Tell us, what has inspired you to write a story about my country and its recent history?

I was inspired to write The House on Paradise Street (Short Books, 2012) because I was increasingly aware of the powerful legacy of the Greek civil war in contemporary Greece. The more I found out about the horrors of what went on after World War II, the more significant they appeared and it was shocking how many people outside Greece knew little of this phase of history. Even harder for me as a British citizen, was discovering the troubling role of the British army, which turned against its former allies (the resistance against the Nazi occupiers) and fought them as the communist enemy. Many families were divided by the Civil War – brothers fought on different sides – but I was keen to look at the women’s story and describe how two sisters became enemies. The book follows three generations of an Athenian family from the middle of the twentieth century to the riots of 2008.

The Civil War is a shameful part of Greek history. Perhaps that’s why the Greeks avoid talking about it… the harm done runs very deep, I think. Anyway, on to the next question. What was the first thing you ever wrote and how old were you then?

I wrote diaries and stories from a very young age. I have exercise books that I filled in from when I was 7 or 8, so it’s hard to specify the very first thing I wrote. I always loved reading and the two occupations went hand in hand.

What other writing have you done? Anything else published?

My first long piece of writing was my PhD thesis about modern Greek identity and the impact of foreigners and tourists. I lived in Nafplion and these years laid the foundation stone for a life-long attachment and deep involvement with Greece. After leaving behind the academic world, I worked as a freelance journalist for many years and I think that was good practice for just getting on and writing. I was lucky enough to live in very interesting places – Moscow during the fall of the Soviet Union and later, Rome in the late 1990s – and was able to send pieces back to England to various magazines and newspapers.

I have also published 3 other books:

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Eurydice Street: A Place in Athens (Granta, 2004) is a description of my return to Greece with a Greek husband and our two young daughters after years away. It is part memoir (what it’s like to bring up children in modern Athens), part anthropological exploration of what it means to be an Athenian and part travel literature about the atmosphere of Athens. I spoke with politicians, priests and prostitutes, tried to get Greek citizenship, and learned all about the stresses of an education system that expects mothers to do hours of homework every day with their young kids. Among other things, I analysed the art of hailing a taxi that is already occupied, how to cook your Christmas piglet at the local bakery, the 2 a.m. rush hour and why you should avoid saying ‘thank you’ to your in-laws.

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Red Princess: A Revolutionary Life (Granta, 2007) is the story of my Russian Grandmother. Born a princess in pre-revolutionary St Petersburg, my father’s mother fled the Bolsheviks, grew up in England and then became a dedicated communist! She was unapologetic about being an adventurer – a sexually liberated lover of poetry and literature, who helped save Jewish lives in a Nazi camp in occupied France during the Second World War. It was an amazing experience to follow in her footsteps and meet people who had loved her and hated her.

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The Mad Boy, Lord Berners, My Grandmother and Me (Jonathan Cape, 2014) is another family memoir. I trace the bizarre history of my maternal grandfather, the Mad Boy, and how he came to live with his much older lover, the eccentric composer Lord Berners, at Faringdon House. There were visits from Salvador Dali and Stravinsky, collaborations with Gertrude Stein and Diaghilev, and nobody suspected that the Mad Boy might suddenly get married and have a baby… The cover shows a photograph taken in 1943 by Cecil Beaton, with Lord Berners on the left, the Mad Boy and his bride (my grandmother). The baby is my mother. I only went to stay for the first time with the Mad Boy when I was 17 and an unlikely friendship developed that led to a shocking development eight years later.

All this sounds marvellous! Any hobbies or interests that you enjoy in your spare time?

I love gathering up driftwood and painting on it or creating hangings with bits of glass, scrap metal or shells. I also play the piano and gardening is something that inspires and soothes.

Love what you’ve done with the shells! What are you working on at the moment? Tell us a little about your current project(s).

I’m currently writing a novel, set between today and the 1970s. Greece will enter into the story but the location is basically London.

Yay! Being a fan of your work, I can’t wait! What genres do you read mostly, and what are you reading now?

I read more fiction than anything else, but I love memoirs and biographies too. I’m reading Miriam Toews’ remarkable novel All My Puny Sorrows that is based on her own experiences. Although it tackles a miserably dark subject – her talented, beautiful older sister’s insistence on committing suicide, it is written with humour, beauty and a wicked intelligence. This year I’ve also hugely enjoyed Elena Ferrante’s Neapolitan Trilogy.

Tell us about your website/blog. What will readers find there?

My website has sections for all four of my books, with reviews and interviews. There’s also a biography with photos, a section for events like book readings or literary festivals and there’s a small section with some of my driftwood and ceramic art.

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What a lovely painting, well done!  Being an author involves a lot of sitting around. What do you do for exercise?

My favourite form of exercise is swimming and I’m extremely happy if I can get into some water. When I live in Greece I usually have a daily swim for about 6 months of the year as we live by the sea and also near to a thermal lake. I also like walking and (in short bursts) running and during the last couple of years I’ve become devoted to yoga, which has opened up a new approach to exercise for me.

I love yoga! Perfect to relax the mind as well as to exercise the body. Describe your workstation. Are there any favorite objects you have there for inspiration?

I’d describe my desk as being an orderly clutter – I basically know what’s there even if it looks messy. There are piles of papers, letters and books, a small jug of flowers, a cup of pens and pencils, a few stones and shells I’ve collected at favourite beaches, the odd postcard I’ve been sent, a bottle of eau de cologne and some hand cream…

Sounds like mine, LOL. Last question: do you have any pets?

Yes, I do, and I’ve brought photos to show your readers. Here’s Barnaby, our house rabbit…

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Oh, so cute!

And that’s Lily, now 17. This is a few years back in Greece.

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A doggie! Doggies are always welcome in this blog. And what a stunning photo! Well, Sofka, it’s been a real honour to have you here today. Thank you so much for coming!

Thank you too, Fros. It’s been a pleasure.

 

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I was born in London and was named after my Russian grandmother. Both my father’s parents were émigrés from St Petersburg, who fled the Russian Revolution. My father ran an electronic music studio from home, and I’d get back from school to find musicians like Pink Floyd or Harrison Birtwistle trying out the synthisizers. I read social anthropology at Cambridge and first lived in Greece while doing the research for a PhD on modern Greek identity and tourism in the late 1980s.

While living in Moscow and Rome I worked as a freelance journalist for mainly British publications including The Independent Magazine, The Telegraph Magazine, The Times Literary Supplement, The Financial Times and Tatler. I am married to Vassilis, who is Greek, and we have two daughters. We lived in Athens from 2001-2014, during which time I wrote my first book (2004) and then three more. We are currently dividing our time between Greece and England, where we have an ancient dog, an independently-minded house rabbit and a flock of coloured doves (for more explanation of this, see this post on my site: The Mad Boy, Lord Berners, My Grandmother and Me )

 

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The Necklace of Goddess Athena, 2nd edition

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Hello peeps! I am thrilled to announce today the re-launch of my debut novel, The Necklace of Goddess Athena. This is a big day for me for two reasons: first, it is my name day (St Effrosyni Day) and, as many indie authors do, I chose a special day for my launch as to mark the occasion a bit better! Secondly, today it’s been exactly two years since the same book was published for the first time. I was a newbie back then and was unable to publish via Amazon (its procedures were far too technical for the average person at the time). So, I used one of many websites that offered free worldwide distribution. Check out the humble cover I used in September 2013:

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It’s weird actually. Yesterday, as I was contemplating how far I’d come in just two years, Facebook prompted me to check out what I was doing on there two years ago and, lo and behold, this old cover came up and I had completely forgotten about it! I tell you, I gasped in astonishment. How far had I come in just two years, indeed? My head started spinning, remembering back to how it was, how stunned and overwhelmed I felt back then, contemplating the staggering amount of information I was expected to digest, battling alone as I learned the ropes, learning how to blog, trying to fathom Twitter . . .  And all that, without indie friends, without any mentors. Now, I am in a different world altogether within the indie universe, and it seems to me that in these two years I have traveled light years ahead from where I was back then.

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With this cover, I published the book in early 2014 on Amazon. I remain eternally grateful to the two people who made it possible, namely my sister-in-law, Deborah Mansfield, who created the cover, as well as my brother-in-law, Adrian Leach, who kindly let me use his image of the Parthenon. This cover served its purpose incredibly well for the first two years, and I received a multitude of great comments for it across the social media.

In order to give the book a new boost, I made the decision early this year to relaunch it this Fall, and I am very pleased that, despite a series of adversities, I managed to make it happen with the help of some of my wonderful indie friends (you know who you are – thank you!) This new, 2nd edition, has been professionally edited and fitted with a new cover. Here below, you will find all the details. Check them out, and thank you so much for your visit!

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IN ATHENS, THE GODS STILL DWELL AMONG THE MORTALS

Phevos and his sister Daphne are time travelers from ancient Greece. Unaware of the reason their father has sent them to modern-day Athens, they settle down in this new world with the assistance of two orphaned siblings. Soon, the four youngsters stumble upon vital information that can help them find their missing parents. When they discover a secret cave in the Acropolis foothills, a precious finding causes them to become involved in a conflict between two Gods, one of which becomes their protector and the other, their worst nemesis. Who will prevail when the rival Gods meet again and will the mortal bystanders survive to tell the tale?

The Necklace of Goddess Athena is an urban fantasy of Greek myths and time travel that’s peppered with mystery, nostalgia and romance. This #1 Amazon bestseller has been proclaimed “A Rare Gem” by the Fantasy & SciFi Network. In 2014, it made the shortlist for the “50 Best Self-Published Books Worth Reading” from Indie Author Land.

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